Bills, Regret & Back Pain – Welcome to Grown-Up Life

Remember when you couldn’t wait to grow up? Now you cry in your car, stress about gas prices, and consider “fun” a nap you didn’t mean to take. This baby gets it. He’s got bills, deadlines, and zero snacks — and he’s not impressed. Wear this as a warning to the next generation: Adulthood is just chores, emails, and wondering if back pain is your personality now. Bold, hilarious, and painfully accurate. Because growing up? Total scam.