Bowl Cuts Were a Form of Parenting – Retro Discipline Tee

Because nothing says “I love you” like slapping a mixing bowl on your kid’s head and calling it a haircut. This tee is for anyone raised by parents who believed trauma builds character, and symmetry was optional. For the emotionally damaged (but well-groomed), the childhood survivors, and everyone who still flinches when they see kitchenware near their scalp. ✂️ 180 GSM 100% cotton – soft on the skin, harsh on the childhood memories Regular fit – just like that haircut: slightly off-center, but wearable Pre-shrunk – unlike your emotional resilience after reliving this scene Printed in Australia Ideal for therapy, reunions, or confronting your mum at Sunday lunch