Don’t Grow Up – It’s a Trap! | Existential Crisis Tote

Remember when you thought adulthood meant freedom and pizza for breakfast? Now it’s just bills, back pain, and pretending to care in meetings. This tote is for the over-it grown-ups who read the fine print on life and want a refund. Ideal for carrying snacks, emotional baggage, or that unpaid invoice you keep ignoring. Black-and-white vintage cartoon chaos One red pop: because your burnout deserves a statement Sturdy. Reusable. Perfect for existential grocery runs Designed and printed in Australia (yes, we’re tired too) Conversation starter… or deterrent Adulthood: the trap was real. You were warned. Now grab a bag.