Hooked on Fishing. Forced to Work. – Raccoon Tee

Some people dream of success. You just dream of fishing — while stuck answering emails and pretending to care on Zoom. This tee is for the office escape artist: the one who's mentally halfway to the lake but physically shackled to their swivel chair. Featuring our emotionally bankrupt raccoon in full corporate drag, daydreaming of trout while tethered to a mouse (not the good kind). Wear it when you need to look “business casual” but your soul screams gone fishing. Vintage-style black & white illustration with a red pop of existential dread Soft, breathable, and judgment-proof Looks great in meetings you’re not listening to Works overtime even when you don’t Warning: May cause co-workers to ask, “Everything okay?” (It’s not.)