I Don’t Start Drama. I Just Narrate It. – Fox Tee

Because you’re not messy. You’re just observationally gifted. This tee is for the folks who stay out of trouble… by staying just close enough to enjoy it. Featuring our monocle-free, judgment-rich fox delivering lines with a smirk and a puff — this one’s perfect for storytellers, office pot-stirrers, and anyone who’s ever said “I’m not involved… but here’s what happened.” Product Highlights: Classy cartoon fox, morally flexible Ideal for bystanders with main-character commentary Centered print, sarcastic as hell Soft, breathable cotton — passive-aggressive comfort Monochrome + one red pop — on-brand, always Designed & printed in Australia. No drama, just delivery.