I Don’t Start Drama. I Just Narrate It. | Foxy Chaos Tote

You’re not the problem — you’re just the play-by-play commentator. This tote is for the emotionally detached, shade-throwing legend who’s always sipping tea while the world burns. Stylish. Sarcastic. Slightly judgmental. Just like you. • Vintage black-and-white fox with a side of smug • Pop of red: because subtlety is overrated • Handles drama and groceries equally well • Designed and printed in Australia — because we’ve seen some things • Side effects include eye rolls and unsolicited confessions You don’t cause scenes. You narrate them like it’s a Netflix docuseries.