Manifesting Abundance… and Passive Aggression | Zen Rabbit Tote

Some people meditate for clarity. You meditate so you don’t scream in a staff meeting. This tote is for the spiritually exhausted. The ones who tried journaling, crystals, gratitude… and still hate 90% of humanity. But hey — at least you’re self-aware. Carry your good intentions and passive aggression in style. Smug little zen bunny, judging you silently Red flower, blooming with emotional suppression Great for books, groceries, and moral superiority Namaste… or whatever. Designed and printed in Australia — because shipping delays are not part of your healing journey. Manifesting peace. Radiating spite.