Mentally Out of Office – Hamster Wheel Tee

You might be technically clocked in, but your soul checked out somewhere between that 9:15 meeting and the fifth “just circling back” email. This shirt is for the emotionally fried, the cognitively unavailable, and anyone whose brain is currently sunbathing in the Bahamas while their body types Slack replies. 180 GSM 100% cotton – comfy enough to survive capitalism Vintage cartoon hamster stuck in the corporate loop Red briefcase = one last attempt at pretending to care Pre-shrunk, unlike your will to live Designed and printed in Australia Because you’re here… just not here here.