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Not a Pet. It’s a Lifestyle – Tote Bag

Not a Pet. It’s a Lifestyle – Tote Bag

Regular price $29.95 AUD
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For anyone who thinks their chihuahua isn't a lifestyle choice… this bag isn’t for you. But if your fur baby flies business class and has their own Instagram? Welcome. This tote’s for proud purse-dog parents, judgmental Frenchies, and anyone who’s ever said, “Excuse me, he needs sparkling water.” Durable enough for dog treats and emotional baggage Perfect size for pets, lip gloss, and unsolicited opinions Washable, wipeable, and 100% sass-compatible Design is bold, sarcastic, and definitely not breed-neutral Warning: May cause side-eye from people with Labrador energy.
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Lachlan W.

A+ for sass, 10/10 for quality. Definitely gets noticed every time I carry it.

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Gemma

Love the earthy colour and bold statement. So me. So good.

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Sam

People either laugh or feel called out 😂 Either way, it’s a winner.

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Olivia

Perfect for dog lovers with a sense of humour. Feels strong and high quality.

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Melanie

Great print and cheeky humour. It holds more than it looks like, too!