Please Don’t Do Cocaine in the Bathroom – Women’s Tee

Some fairies grant wishes. This one enforces boundaries. A public service announcement for party people who confuse stalls with VIP lounges. This tee says what the venue staff can’t — in vintage cartoon style, with just enough glitter to distract from the judgment. Whether you’re a hostess, a bartender, or just tired of babysitting grown adults at 2am, this shirt gets the message across loud, clear, and ironically cute. ✨ Retro fairy with wings, shades, and zero tolerance One red wand — because subtlety is overrated Classic sarcasm. Clean lines. Emotional exhaustion. Soft, comfy fabric for surviving social situations Because someone had to say it. And that someone is you.