Purse Dog Energy – Judgy Pup Tee

If your dog fits in a purse and has its own Instagram account… It’s not a pet. It’s a fashion accessory. This tee is for the people silently judging the “dog stroller” crowd. Because when your chihuahua has better outfits than you, something’s gone terribly, hilariously wrong. With bold vintage cartoon art and one loud red accent, this design makes a statement louder than a teacup poodle with separation anxiety. Perfect for sarcasm-lovers, passive-aggressive dog park critics, and anyone who thinks four-legged fashion shouldn’t bark. For the emotionally exhausted, not emotionally support-animal'd Black-and-white throwback style with a smug little side-eye ❤️ Red sunglasses pop for drama (because of course) ✂️ Designed to pair well with side-eyes and iced coffees Tiny dog. Big energy. Zero chill.