Because trauma builds character… and great accessories.
Carry your groceries, books, or unresolved childhood resentment in this vintage-style tote featuring the kind of discipline today’s kids only read about on Reddit.
Strong enough to hold the weight of your generational trauma.
Durable cotton canvas
Printed in bold black-and-white with one angry red pop
Designed for '80s kids and emotionally scarred legends
Makes a great gift (for anyone not in therapy)
