Rolled My Eyes – Vintage Discipline Tee

Ah yes, the golden years — when side-eye could cost you a coma. This tee is for the ones who dared to sass back and lived (barely) to tell the tale. If you grew up in a time when “talking back” was met with flying footwear or wooden spoons, this one’s for you. Comfy, retro, and low-key traumatizing — just like your childhood. Unisex fit, bold attitude Direct hit to the nostalgia nerve Conversation starter for every family BBQ Machine washable (but emotional damage is permanent)