Snack-Obsessed & Drama-Addicted | Raccoon Tote

This isn’t your tote if you are the drama. This is for those of us who show up for the free food and end up emotionally invested in a fight that doesn’t concern us. A raccoon with a red mug and zero shame? Relatable. You're not messy — you just appreciate quality chaos. Emotionally detached raccoon with front-row seat energy ☕ Red mug = tea’s hot and so is the gossip Carries snacks, judgment, and a healthy fear of confrontation Perfect for PTA meetings, awkward family dinners, and work Printed in Australia, powered by sarcasm and snacks Let the drama unfold. You’ve got snacks and nowhere better to be.