Snacks first. Judgement second.

This tee is for the emotionally unavailable introvert who didn’t come to socialize — just to snack and spectate. You’re not in the drama. You’re near it. With chips. Featuring our smug little raccoon dressed like he’s narrating a true crime podcast, this shirt is the perfect uniform for anyone who thrives on chaos... from a safe distance. Product Highlights: Vintage cartoon raccoon with judgmental energy For anyone who arrives early just to watch it unfold Centered print, bold text, soft passive aggression Comfy, breathable, drama-resistant cotton Monochrome with a pop of red — just like all our designs Designed and printed in Australia. No BS. Just boundaries.