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Snacks first. Judgement second.
Snacks first. Judgement second.
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$34.95 AUD
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This tee is for the emotionally unavailable introvert who didn’t come to socialize — just to snack and spectate. You’re not in the drama. You’re near it. With chips.
Featuring our smug little raccoon dressed like he’s narrating a true crime podcast, this shirt is the perfect uniform for anyone who thrives on chaos... from a safe distance.
Product Highlights:
Vintage cartoon raccoon with judgmental energy
For anyone who arrives early just to watch it unfold
Centered print, bold text, soft passive aggression
Comfy, breathable, drama-resistant cotton
Monochrome with a pop of red — just like all our designs
Designed and printed in Australia. No BS. Just boundaries.
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Tahlia I bought this for the quote alone — but was pleasantly surprised by the softness and fit. Love the little raccoon expression, it’s cheeky and clever!
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Matt Got it as a gift and it’s now my go-to weekend tee. Funny, comfy, and fits well. Everyone gets a kick out of it.
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Georgia K. This shirt is literally my personality on fabric. Snacks and drama? Count me in. Great quality and fast delivery too!
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Ruby J. Really comfy material and great attention to detail in the print. Witty without being over the top. Would buy again!
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Logan M. So glad I ordered this one. Fits well, looks better in person, and cracks people up. Drama and snacks? Say less.