The Pointier It Is – Dictator Fashion Tee

Some people wear clothes. Others weaponize them. This tee is for the emotionally unstable overachiever who thinks “fashion” means shoulder spikes, sword-shaped medals, and a hat that says “compensating.” Inspired by the very real, very terrifying belief that “pointy = power,” this design salutes all those who treat style like psychological warfare. Because why be approachable when you can look like an unlicensed Bond villain? Bold black-and-white cartoon with vintage swagger Red spike accent — because blood is the new neutral For micro-dictators, peacocks, and anyone who’s ever said “intimidating but make it fashion” Sarcastic, sharp, and emotionally defensive — like your ego during performance reviews Power is perception. And nothing says 'I’m fine' like six-inch shoulder spikes.